i love this guy

in which stephanie experiences an extremely normal and not at all unhealthy amount of crippling emotions

merlin | merthur | brolin | les miserables | the hunger games | sherlock | how I met your mother | parks and recreation | arrested development | doctor who | community | the pillars of the earth

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Stephanie: bumpernickel candypants
Stephanie: this is like the night with the puns that wouldn't stop coming
Bella: a blog about benedict sleeping called slumberbatch
Stephanie: NO
Bella: a blog about benedict wearing worksman clothes and wielding an ax called lumberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict humming called hummerbatch
Bella: a blog about benedict making a refreshing salad called cucumberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict beekeeping called bumblebatch
Bella: a blog about benedict doing math called numberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict stormchasing called thunderbatch
Bella: a blog about benedict losing called outnumberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict in the hunger games called hungerbatch
Bella: a blog about benedict in a nicholas sparks novel called rememberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict unclogging toilets called plumberbatch
Bella: a blog about benedict's life in the ninth month of the year called septemberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict living in australia called down underbatch
Bella: a blog about benedict being inconvenient called encumberbatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict speaking really unclearly called mumblebatch
Bella: a blog about benedict blogging about funerals called sombrebatch
Stephanie: a blog about benedict losing a football called fumblebatch
Bella: a blog about benedict starting a club called memberbatch
Stephanie: A BLOG ABOUT BENEDICT ON TUMBLR CALLED TUMBLRBATCH


sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch



woodforthetrees asked: "having been born and also being a woman, I am a woman who has experienced childbirth"

YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON



now who’s regretting adding whom on snapchat amanda



imagewoodforthetrees replied to your post: if you don’t put potato chips on your sandwiches…

???????????????????/// are you sure though

i am so sure i could be deodorant



woodforthetrees replied to your post: but it’d be kind of fun to be that fan who goes…

maybe a loaf of bread

I WAS GOING TO SAY A KNIFE BUT THAT WOULD LIKELY GARNER THE WRONG REACTION



amanda i’m at snickerdoodles what is about to happen to me



woodforthetrees asked: "happy happy birthday, you lovely person! ♥"

:3 AW THANK YOU <33



woodforthetrees replied to your post: oh god so um does anyone love me enough to try…

agh fuck I would if I were done with my own paper :( I’m sure you will find someone else, but if not, I can do it in a few hours after I finish mine? like maybe 1-2 hours from now?

omg no don’t worry if you have your own work you certainly don’t need to worry about mine.  maybe if i still desperately need help later tonight i’ll text you?  but dw i appreciate it though :3

lascapigliata replied to your post: oh god so um does anyone love me enough to try…

i’ll read it if you want? idk how much i know about the collapse but i can usually muddle my way through a conversation if that counts
oh man OKAY YOU CAN GIVE IT A SHOT do you want me to send it to your email or something or i guess i could just submit it or


omg i’m reading the first chapter of my human sexuality textbook and it’s about sexuality in pop culture/media and they mention queer as folk



woodforthetrees replied to your photo: yes good

oh my god calm down with the syrup holy crap

OKAY THAT WAS NOT ACTUALLY MY FAULT I WAS POURING IT ON AND SUDDENLY MY BROTHER CAME UP BEHIND ME AND SQUEEZED THE BOTTLE REALLY HARD AND LAUGHED AT ME AND WALKED AWAY



woodforthetrees replied to your post: bagel-flavored cream cheese

cream-cheese flavored bagel

except that would be two birds with one stone because then you could just eat the bagel without adding cream cheese it would make your life easier

but like

you can’t

just eat plain cream cheese no matter what flavor it is



woodforthetrees replied to your post: what if you were a vegan who was allergic to soy,…

other veggies, beans, grains, etc. :P

YOU COULD JUST EAT QUINOA AND VEGGIES ALL THE TIME i’d be okay with that actually



woodforthetrees asked: "oh my god I'm crying at the tags you put on all those food photos. they remind me of the file names of my potato pictures."

THANK YOU OMG YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON WHO APPRECIATED THEM AND MEANWHILE I WAS SITTING THERE LAUGHING HELPLESSLY AT MYSELF

actually they reminded me of your potato pictures too



woodforthetrees replied to your post: holy shit there were articles published about that…

OH YM GOD STEPHANIE LOOK WHAT YOU CAUSED BY POSTING THAT VIDEO I AM CRYING OH MY OGDO

OKAY IT CANNOT HAVE BEEN CAUSED SOLELY BY ME POSTING THAT VIDEO LIKE THERE WERE OTHER BLOGGERS WHO COMMENTED ON IT AND LIKE FIVE ARTICLES ON IT AND IT GOT LIKE 2000 DISLIKES ON YOUTUBE AND

i mean okay i guess it could have still stemmed largely from me linking it but liKE NO I WAS OBVIOUSLY LIKE A GRAIN OF SAND IN TERMS OF INFLUENCE IF IT WAS THIS BIG OKAY